Saturday, 21 January 2012

WIND UP YOUR WILLOWS

Two thousand hairy gorillas
Lined up in rows, holding their pillows
Sucking their thumbs
Picking their bums
- it's enough to put wind up your willows

1 comment:

  1. This statement is unscientific. How do you know that 2,000 hairy gorillas acting in the above manner would be enough to put wind up my willows? I have had an anti-wind device installed over and above my willows for the last 3 months and it has provided an adequate shield for all that has been sent against it by the gorillas here. I am confident this shield would continue to do its job no matter how many gorillas hold, suck and pick.

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