Friday, 20 January 2012

MEGA OFFLOAD

This webpage is currently offline due to there having been a crackdown by Marjorie Ramsbottom on story sharing websites which footle around with such inflammatory words as froplet, mungethwackers and crussets.
The page author has been temporarily suspended from cracking his nefflers and has been sentenced to at least 20 minutes washing up.
If you wish to vent your anger, you may wish to join the Synonymous campaign and throw your best underpants at John Samsung's facebag page, Steve's Eagleswangs blog or the thrusting trussets of The Big Mint's incomprehensible bothy fixation. Or you could just pop down to the chippy and stroke Alan's whippet.
Normal service will be subsumed as soon as Grimsby

2 comments:

  1. I did throw my best underpants at location recommended, but unfortunately a passing cyclist got in the way and the underpants (large white XL) wrapped around the cyclist's face just the way a tulip would if it could do the same thing. This all happened while the cyclist circling a roundabout leading up to the 4th street south of the A217 to Barnsley Wathomstow. What happened next was so shocking that sadly, I am not allowed to make any comments under the Police Report is made public.

    Please get the website up and running - don't you understand what happens when we all have to fry our carthagetic undertones on a fractal infested car battery?

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